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We got a job.
Listen to this.

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''Auditions for musical. Open roles
for talented, ethnic actresses.''

3
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- Ethnic could mean Jewish.
- I'll convert.

4
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Robert, I'm having second thoughts.

5
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You are my choice for that role.

6
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Look, you know what
an entourage is?

7
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Sure. It's like a ballet dance step.

8
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I'd never say any performer doesn't have
a chance, not in an audition situation.

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Even when one of the people auditioning
is dating the director?

10
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You got big dreams.

11
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You want fame.

12
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Well, fame costs...

13
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and right here is where
you start paying in sweat.

14
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I don't believe it!

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Robert.
What are you doin' here?

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To tell you the truth...

17
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I feel like I'm under
a microscope right now.

18
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- I think they've guessed.
- Guessed what?

19
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Honey, you're not my long-lost brother.

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- Don't tell me you read that stuff.
- What do you read?

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Cereal box tops, manhole covers.

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- Anything I can get my hands on.
- Wakka, wakka, wakka.

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Didn't anyone ever tell you that reading
the trades is a sign of an amateur?

24
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What are you talking about?

25
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Every actress reads the trades.
That's how you find out what's going on.

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You find out what's going on
by meeting people.

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It's not what you know,
it's who you know.

28
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Did you ever hear
of a thing called talent?

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If all it took was talent,
I'd be on the Carson show tomorrow...

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and Vegas the week after.

31
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It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Right, Bruno?

32
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I don't know
what you're talking about.

33
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We're talking about show business.

34
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I'm not into show business.
I'm a musician.

35
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Sorry I asked. I'm telling you,
you're wasting your time with this stuff.

36
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- Don't pay any attention to him.
- Easier said than done.

37
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I was just offerin'
a little friendly advice.

38
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He says that reading the trades
has no value.

39
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Sure, there's value in the trades,
if you're sellin' them.

40
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People give you money for them.
But as far as information, nothing.

41
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Oh, yeah?
Shows you what you know.

42
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What?

43
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Two minutes till final bell, Doris.

44
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- I'll make it!
- Doris?

45
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If you're late,
it's an extra book report.

46
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Make it TheJoy of Sex.

47
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You mean it's set? It's for real?
They can't back out?

48
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We signed a contract this morning.

49
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So whether they like it or not,
they are stuck with moi.

50
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This is great!

51
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My ex-boyfriend, the director.

52
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Did you have to put
that ''ex'' in there?

53
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Bob, look, I got a class to teach.
This really isn't the time or the place.

54
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That's fine.
That's not why I stopped by anyway.

55
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I stopped by to tell you there is a part
in this show you would be right for...

56
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and I think we ought
to talk about it.

57
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- You came by here to offer me a part?
- Wait a minute.

58
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They just hired me to direct.
They didn't make me king.

59
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You have to audition for it,
but don't worry about it...

60
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because you are perfect
for the part.

61
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- Page 1 2, third column, fourth ad down.
- What?

62
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Page 1 2, third column,
fourth ad.

63
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- I don't know.
- Look, Lydia, all you-

64
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We'll talk.
We'll talk.

65
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All right, class, off with this music.
Come to order.

66
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Playtime is over.
Let's go to work now.

67
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All right, let's start
in second position pli�.

68
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This is the second floor.

69
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Miss Sherwood's class
is on the first floor.

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When you're hot, you're hot.

71
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Come on, extend. Extend.

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More extension. Come on, honey.
Give it to me.

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Come on.

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Come on, Coco.
Use your back.

75
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Come on, honey.
Work! Work! Work!

76
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Come on! Bigger!

77
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That's it! Big!

78
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Come on! Get down and do it!
You're doin' it too easy!

79
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That's better.

80
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And hold!

81
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Watch the form, Leroy.

82
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I am.

83
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I'm talking about your form.

84
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My form is perfect.

85
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Your form is perfect
when I say it is.

86
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So what's your problem?

87
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It sounds like
a terrific chance to me.

88
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Yeah, but if I get it,
I might have to quit my job here.

89
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Well, then you'd better not audition.

90
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Not audition?
Don't be ridiculous.

91
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- Lydia, you're not making any sense.
- I know.

92
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I know. You see...

93
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when I'm in class and I'm working
with the kids, I'm a dancer...

94
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and I'm working
with other dancers.

95
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Maybe they're younger than I am,
less experienced...

96
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but I'm still dealing with them
dancer to dancer.

97
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- Until Robert brought-
- Robert's the ex-boyfriend?

98
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- Yeah.
- The cute one in the hallway.

99
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Yes.

100
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Until Robert brought up the possibility
of me being in a show...

101
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I didn't realize
how much I missed it.

102
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Performing?

103
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Well, if you audition and get it,
that's a high-class problem to have.

104
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If you audition and don't get it...

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we'll go out to dinner, split
a bottle of wine, pick up the pieces.

106
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But if you decide
not to audition...

107
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then you'll never know
what would've happened.

108
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And you'll be one unhappy lady,
my friend.

109
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I audition.

110
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- You ever hear of knocking?
- I don't have time. This is business.

111
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- It's always business.
- Martelli, we got a job.

112
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Listen to this.
''Auditions for musical.

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Open roles for talented,
ethnic actresses.

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Must sing, dance and play 1 8-25.''

115
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- Ethnic could mean Jewish.
- I'll convert.

116
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You don't look it.

117
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I'll wear extra makeup.
Listen.

118
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''Must provide material
for vocal auditions.''

119
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Broadway, here we come, man!

120
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You don't have to create anything
original.Just play something we have.

121
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Coco, watch my lips.

122
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No way.

123
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Are you sure about that?

124
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I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.

125
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- You sure she isn't using you?
- She's not using me.

126
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Well, it's her audition, not yours.

127
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Somebody gets a job,
it's gonna be her, not you, right?

128
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- Right.
- Then what are you getting out of it?

129
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Peace and quiet.

130
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How you getting peace and quiet?

131
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You know how dogs can hear
frequencies we can't hear?

132
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How you can blow on a dog whistle and
not hear anything, but a dog will respond?

133
00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:29,867
Well, that's the way
it is with Coco- kind of.

134
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I mean,
she's unable to hear the word ''no.''

135
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There's the corner
she said she'd meet us at.

136
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- Guess who?
- Hey!

137
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I got the music, and I think
it's really gonna work out okay.

138
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- I'm so excited, Bruno.
- You wanna get in the car?

139
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Hi. Mr. Martelli,
it is so sweet of you to give us a ride.

140
00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:02,908
That's no big deal, honey.
Where we goin'?

141
00:11:02,976 --> 00:11:07,606
- We're going to 1 21 Christopher Street.
- That's just around the corner.

142
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,944
- I know.
- You could've met us there.

143
00:11:10,016 --> 00:11:13,213
But it looks so much better
to pull up in a cab, don't you think so?

144
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- Dog whistle.
- What?

145
00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:19,783
It's a family joke.

146
00:11:33,139 --> 00:11:36,006
Don't sign anything without
checkin' with me first.

147
00:11:36,075 --> 00:11:38,339
Right, Pop.

148
00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:50,983
- May I help you?
- Yeah, I'm looking for Mr. Summers.

149
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Vocal auditions or dance chorus?

150
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- Vocal.
- You're just under the wire, Miss-

151
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I'm Coco Hernandez,
and this is Mr. Martelli, my accompanist.

152
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- Are you Mr. Summers?
- No.

153
00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:07,465
Mr. Summers is the director,
and I'm the stage manager...

154
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and the way it works
is you have to go through me.

155
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So just sign in, and we'll
get you in there in a few minutes.

156
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Okay.

157
00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:19,516
Mr. Martelli prefers to use a synthesizer.
Do you have one that he could use?

158
00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:24,284
Sure. We also have this weird thing
called a piano.

159
00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:26,348
Can he handle one of those?

160
00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:29,554
- Mr. Martelli can handle anything.
- Anything you have will be fine.

161
00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:31,790
- Thank you very much.
- Okay.

162
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,991
We can't let them push us around.
We gotta stay in charge.

163
00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:39,630
I could've been at the dentist
instead of here helping you out.

164
00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:43,368
- Why would you wanna be at the dentist?
- At least he gives Novocaine.

165
00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,671
Thank you, miss.

166
00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:53,684
You'd better take some armor out there.
Those people are tough.

167
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:57,579
Coco Hernandez, please.

168
00:12:57,657 --> 00:12:59,318
Okay.

169
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This is Miss Coco Hernandez.

170
00:13:16,142 --> 00:13:17,439
Hi.

171
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I'd like to sing a song
by Mr. Bruno Martelli entitled-

172
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Miss Hernandez?

173
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Can you just tell us a little bit
about yourself, please?

174
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Like what?

175
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Your training,
your past experiences...

176
00:13:32,925 --> 00:13:35,587
where you've worked,
who you've worked with, like that.

177
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- Sure.
- Excuse me.

178
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,131
I have another gig uptown,
and the traffic's gonna murder me...

179
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if we don't get this
over with right away.

180
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Miss Hernandez,
do we have your phone number?

181
00:16:42,948 --> 00:16:44,882
Yes. I wrote it
on the sign-in sheet.

182
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:51,316
Okay, we'll probably
be calling you back.

183
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,051
Thank you.

184
00:16:57,897 --> 00:16:59,762
Thank you.

185
00:16:59,832 --> 00:17:02,232
Did you hear that?
They said they'll probably be calling us.

186
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:05,099
Not, ''Don't call us. We'll call you.''
That means they'll probably be calling.

187
00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:07,435
I think we really got it, man.

188
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,343
Hi, Coco.

189
00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:17,070
- Hi, Miss Grant.
- What are you doing here?

190
00:17:19,752 --> 00:17:22,949
I just auditioned for the lead.

191
00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:25,252
What are you doing here,
Miss Grant?

192
00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:31,595
I'm auditioning too for the lead.

193
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:37,062
Excuse me.

194
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,952
Hi. How'd it go?

195
00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:05,963
Don't ask.

196
00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:08,556
It couldn't have been that bad.

197
00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:11,034
So?

198
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:14,630
- You won't believe it.
- Try me.

199
00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:18,143
Well, I'm called back
for the dance auditions...

200
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:20,542
so I guess the vocal auditions
went okay.

201
00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:22,877
- That's wonderful!
- Wait.

202
00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:26,008
I didn't get to the good part yet.

203
00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:28,815
The dance callback is on Friday.

204
00:18:28,888 --> 00:18:31,356
Guess who one of my competitors is.

205
00:18:31,424 --> 00:18:32,755
Who?

206
00:18:33,826 --> 00:18:37,318
- Coco.
- You're kidding.

207
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:40,194
What was she doing there?
She knows the school rules.

208
00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:43,702
She wasn't doing anything that half
the student body around here doesn't do.

209
00:18:43,769 --> 00:18:48,331
- Is this gonna be a problem for you?
- I don't know.

210
00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:50,807
We didn't get a chance
to talk much.

211
00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:54,209
I know she thinks I'm gonna
blow the whistle on her. I know it.

212
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,407
- Maybe you should.
- No.

213
00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:59,918
Hey, you'd be doing her a favor.

214
00:18:59,985 --> 00:19:02,920
You know as well as I do if she
gets that part, she can't take it...

215
00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:04,922
unless she drops out of school.

216
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,618
She's a year underage to do that.

217
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,856
Elizabeth, I think
you're missing the point.

218
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:13,296
The point is, how is it gonna look
if she gets the part...

219
00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:16,266
and then you tell her
she has to turn it down?

220
00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:19,793
The point you're missing
is that Coco isn't going to get the part.

221
00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:21,999
I just meant-

222
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,643
Look, I don't know
the play or anything...

223
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:28,646
but all sorts of things
can enter into who gets a job.

224
00:19:28,714 --> 00:19:32,172
Yeah. All sorts of things.
Talent is one.

225
00:19:32,251 --> 00:19:33,912
Experience is another.

226
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:36,079
What about age?

227
00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:38,385
How old is the character
supposed to be?

228
00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:43,190
Coco is six or seven years
too young for the part.

229
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:46,925
I'm six or seven years too old.
Tie!

230
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,133
Look, there are enough
problems around this school...

231
00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:53,137
without creating ones
that don't exist.

232
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:57,073
The fact is, Coco is not going
to get the part.

233
00:19:57,142 --> 00:20:00,475
And the other fact is,
I don't know if I want it.

234
00:20:00,546 --> 00:20:02,138
You auditioned.

235
00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:05,513
It was impossible
not to audition.

236
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,986
There was no way
I could turn Robert down.

237
00:20:10,055 --> 00:20:12,785
But you're not sure
if you want to perform?

238
00:20:14,527 --> 00:20:18,156
There was a time when I was sure
that was all I wanted.

239
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:22,599
Then there was a time when I was sure
all I wanted to do was teach.

240
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:24,659
- And now-
- What?

241
00:20:25,838 --> 00:20:29,035
Now, I'm not sure about anything.

242
00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:32,305
Elizabeth, I wanna dance.

243
00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:34,539
I wanna dance!

244
00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:37,377
I'd better get back to work
before I cool off.

245
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:58,897
Look, it's right in here.Johnny Carson
is gonna be in New York for a week...

246
00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:01,531
and Gino's is one of
his favorite restaurants.

247
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:02,631
So?

248
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,903
I get into Gino's,
I get one of my jokes to Carson.

249
00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:08,811
He uses it in his monologue.
That's how careers get started, man.

250
00:21:08,881 --> 00:21:11,008
- Look, you know what an entourage is?
- Sure.

251
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:14,450
It's like a ballet dance step.

252
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,148
It's a bunch of people who travel
with the biggies, the stars.

253
00:21:17,222 --> 00:21:19,690
- Why?
- So twerps don't come up to the star...

254
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:22,192
in the middle of a meal and try
to make the guy listen to a joke.

255
00:21:22,261 --> 00:21:24,491
Besides, I thought you didn't believe
in this kind of stuff.

256
00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:27,930
I don't believe in the trades.
It's a gossip column. It's different.

257
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,367
Like I always say, it's not what you know,
it's who you know.

258
00:21:31,437 --> 00:21:33,667
Okay, who do you know?

259
00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:36,333
My old man is a member
of the Knights of St. Anthony.

260
00:21:36,408 --> 00:21:38,535
You know who else is a member
of the Knights of St. Anthony?

261
00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:42,047
I'm not exactly up on the Knights
of St. Anthony. Who else is a member?

262
00:21:42,114 --> 00:21:46,448
The owner of Gino's Restaurant,
Carson's favorite restaurant in New York.

263
00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:50,921
Montgomery, I'm tellin' ya, I got my way
to get my stuff toJohnny Carson.

264
00:21:59,465 --> 00:22:03,401
- Must've been some audition yesterday.
- What audition?

265
00:22:03,469 --> 00:22:06,029
What audition.
Your audition for Mr. Nordic.

266
00:22:06,105 --> 00:22:08,869
That's what audition.
You know what I'm talkin' about.

267
00:22:08,941 --> 00:22:11,466
- Coco and Miss Grant.
- How did you find out about that?

268
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:14,171
Well, I saw your dad in front
after he dropped you off.

269
00:22:14,246 --> 00:22:17,215
''Hey, Mr. Martelli, what's new?''
Doesn't take much, you know?

270
00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:19,216
- I love him, but sometimes-
- Lighten up.

271
00:22:19,284 --> 00:22:22,082
Trying to keep somethin' secret
around here just doesn't work.

272
00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:24,122
It's like being a smuggler
in a nudist camp.

273
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:28,751
- So tell me about it.
- So you can tell everyone else?

274
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:32,228
We all have our roles to play.
What did Miss Grant say?

275
00:22:33,098 --> 00:22:35,498
We didn't stick around
and talk to her.

276
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,865
- Well, are you going to?
- What's to say?

277
00:22:37,936 --> 00:22:42,270
- Well, what if she reports you guys?
- I don't think she'd do that.

278
00:22:42,341 --> 00:22:46,334
Well, I guess you can afford
to cross your fingers.

279
00:22:46,412 --> 00:22:49,904
You weren't actually auditioning yourself.
You were just helping out.

280
00:22:49,982 --> 00:22:54,316
If I was Coco, I'd wanna know
what was comin' up, wouldn't you?

281
00:23:11,503 --> 00:23:14,131
How long you been standing there?

282
00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:16,834
Just a minute or two.

283
00:23:18,243 --> 00:23:20,837
I wanted to talk to you
before class.

284
00:23:20,913 --> 00:23:24,178
Coco, I'm not sure
what's on your mind...

285
00:23:24,249 --> 00:23:27,707
but I can tell you that anything
that goes on outside the school...

286
00:23:27,786 --> 00:23:31,449
stays outside the school
as far as I'm concerned.

287
00:23:31,523 --> 00:23:33,457
You mean you won't report me?

288
00:23:33,525 --> 00:23:34,822
No.

289
00:23:34,893 --> 00:23:36,690
Even if I get the part?

290
00:23:38,363 --> 00:23:41,230
Why don't we cross that bridge
when we come to it?

291
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:46,366
Okay. I just thought we should talk.

292
00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:51,075
I wanted you to know something.

293
00:23:51,143 --> 00:23:55,477
No matter what happens,
no hard feelings.

294
00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,675
No hard feelings.

295
00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:03,882
All right.

296
00:24:11,897 --> 00:24:15,264
Yeah, I've heard my dad talk so much
about you and how much he respects you...

297
00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:17,268
and what you've done
with your restaurant...

298
00:24:17,336 --> 00:24:19,395
that I thought I'd take a chance
and call you direct.

299
00:24:19,471 --> 00:24:23,430
My dad's always talkin' about how the
Knights of St. Anthony stick together...

300
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:26,603
and I was wondering if maybe there
was an opening in your establishment...

301
00:24:26,678 --> 00:24:28,612
such as a busboy or something...

302
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,877
where I could get in and see
how your fine establishment is run.

303
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:35,613
Yeah, I- Okay, operator.
Hold on, Mr. Imperale.

304
00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:41,823
Mr. Shorofsky, do you have a dime?
A quarter?

305
00:24:41,894 --> 00:24:43,828
I swear, I'll pay you back.

306
00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:46,524
I think maybe, somewhere.

307
00:24:46,598 --> 00:24:49,863
Mr. Imperale, you still there?

308
00:24:49,935 --> 00:24:51,596
He's still there.

309
00:24:54,006 --> 00:24:57,100
Mr. Imperale?
Yeah, I'm back.

310
00:24:57,176 --> 00:24:59,474
Don't worry about a salary.
I'll be a busboy for nothing.

311
00:24:59,545 --> 00:25:01,740
That's fine with me.

312
00:25:01,814 --> 00:25:04,840
Mr. Imperale,
you're a prince is what you are.

313
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,112
All right.
I'll be by after school.

314
00:25:07,186 --> 00:25:09,882
Report to the kitchen?
I got it?

315
00:25:09,955 --> 00:25:14,824
Thanks a lot!
Knights of St. Anthony forever, right?

316
00:25:14,893 --> 00:25:16,827
I got the job!
How about that?

317
00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:19,887
You got a job
that doesn't pay anything.

318
00:25:19,965 --> 00:25:22,092
Those jobs are not
too hard to get usually.

319
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:24,192
If you're worried about your quarter,
don't sweat it.

320
00:25:24,269 --> 00:25:27,067
I'll pay you back out of the first
paycheck I get from The Tonight Show.

321
00:25:27,139 --> 00:25:28,436
From the what?

322
00:25:28,507 --> 00:25:31,340
The Tonight Show.
You know,Johnny Carson.

323
00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:34,277
You don't know
whoJohnny Carson is?

324
00:25:34,346 --> 00:25:36,644
I suppose he's
a television person, yes?

325
00:25:40,252 --> 00:25:41,913
Yeah, you could say that.

326
00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:45,320
I don't know television persons.
I don't own a set.

327
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:50,728
You'll be late for first class
if you don't hurry.

328
00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:56,260
Wackos. We're being taught
by a bunch of wackos.

329
00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:20,586
I just wanna know one thing.
What was it like?

330
00:26:20,659 --> 00:26:22,854
It was an audition.
You've been to auditions before.

331
00:26:22,928 --> 00:26:25,362
Yeah, sure, here.
But never in a real place, and you were.

332
00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:29,366
Is it exactly the same? Is it different?
Tell me about it.

333
00:26:29,434 --> 00:26:33,029
The place is bigger,
but the process is the same.

334
00:26:33,105 --> 00:26:35,539
I bet Coco was scared to death.

335
00:26:35,607 --> 00:26:40,408
Scared she wouldn't get it, or scared
about what might happen if she did get it?

336
00:26:40,479 --> 00:26:42,709
- Probably both.
- Miss Grant too.

337
00:26:42,781 --> 00:26:45,579
Turkey, she can't get in trouble
if she gets the part.

338
00:26:45,651 --> 00:26:49,917
Turkey, she can't keep teaching if
she's got Wednesday matinees every week.

339
00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:53,253
- She'd leave school, you think?
- Have to.

340
00:26:53,325 --> 00:26:55,987
- Wouldn't have any choice.
- Man!

341
00:26:56,061 --> 00:26:58,894
Look, will you people stop assuming
that Miss Grant got the part?

342
00:26:58,964 --> 00:27:02,593
I saw Coco's audition, and she was
very good. She was very good.

343
00:27:02,668 --> 00:27:05,034
But her boyfriend
wasn't directin' the thing.

344
00:27:05,103 --> 00:27:06,229
Her boy-What?

345
00:27:06,305 --> 00:27:09,103
Didn't you see the director
when Coco was auditioning?

346
00:27:09,174 --> 00:27:11,836
No. It was pitch black.
All we heard was a voice.

347
00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:15,175
The director- the guy Miss Grant
was climbing all over the other day-

348
00:27:15,247 --> 00:27:17,181
he's an old boyfriend of hers.

349
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,280
Coco's gonna be wasted
when she hears that.

350
00:27:24,356 --> 00:27:28,884
She's gonna be absolutely wiped out.
Who's gonna tell her?

351
00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:31,054
You just did.

352
00:27:55,787 --> 00:27:57,482
I'm sorry, Coco.

353
00:27:58,557 --> 00:28:02,118
Sorry I heard what was going on,
or sorry I was made a fool of?

354
00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:06,391
It's not fair.

355
00:28:06,465 --> 00:28:09,025
Not fair?
It stinks!

356
00:28:09,101 --> 00:28:12,366
- I could just-
- Come on.

357
00:28:12,437 --> 00:28:16,373
- Go ahead. Say it.
- No, I don't-

358
00:28:16,441 --> 00:28:19,877
Hey, no one can shoot you
for your feelings.

359
00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:25,816
Repressed anger fantasies
engender guilt feelings.

360
00:28:25,884 --> 00:28:30,344
- Doris, I feel so angry.
- Come on!

361
00:28:30,422 --> 00:28:33,220
What? Run her over with a bus?
Hit her? Pull out her hair?

362
00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:36,351
No, I-

363
00:28:36,428 --> 00:28:38,521
I just wanna talk to her,
that's all.

364
00:28:39,598 --> 00:28:43,056
Well, then I think you should
follow your instincts.

365
00:29:00,919 --> 00:29:03,513
- Hi.
- Hi. You okay?

366
00:29:03,588 --> 00:29:06,455
Sure.
Why wouldn't I be okay?

367
00:29:06,525 --> 00:29:09,790
I don't know. You just seem like
you were in a bad place or something.

368
00:29:09,861 --> 00:29:12,159
It's just that...

369
00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:15,199
I got to thinking about Coco and
Miss Grant and what they're going through.

370
00:29:15,267 --> 00:29:17,758
And then, I got this piece
from composition class...

371
00:29:17,836 --> 00:29:20,862
and I guess it just put me
into what you said- a bad place.

372
00:29:20,939 --> 00:29:22,873
It's silly, though.

373
00:29:22,941 --> 00:29:26,968
Not silly. That's what music's
all about- changing moods.

374
00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:29,707
Yeah, even when it's sad.

375
00:29:29,781 --> 00:29:32,341
I don't know what they call it
in classical terms...

376
00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:35,648
but in contemporary music,
it's just called the blues.

377
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,745
Go on.
Do what you were doing.

378
00:29:37,823 --> 00:29:39,950
You might get bummed out too.

379
00:29:40,025 --> 00:29:42,789
Never, unless there's a power failure.

380
00:30:16,962 --> 00:30:19,487
I see you got
the pension plan forms too.

381
00:30:19,564 --> 00:30:22,055
And the sick leave forms...

382
00:30:22,134 --> 00:30:24,193
and the dental care forms.

383
00:30:24,269 --> 00:30:26,999
I hope some of these things
cover terminal writer's cramp...

384
00:30:27,072 --> 00:30:29,768
because that's what I'm gonna have
by the time I finish filling them out.

385
00:30:29,841 --> 00:30:31,502
It's not that bad.

386
00:30:31,576 --> 00:30:37,310
It's worse. The wounds of the world
are being bound up with red tape.

387
00:30:41,019 --> 00:30:43,852
I hope you feel better
than you look.

388
00:30:43,922 --> 00:30:46,390
What a morale builder you are.

389
00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:51,122
Sorry. You look exhausted.
Are you all right?

390
00:30:51,196 --> 00:30:55,155
Aside from being insane,
I'm fine.

391
00:30:55,233 --> 00:30:58,134
What makes you think you're insane?
I have my own reasons.

392
00:30:58,203 --> 00:31:00,501
I'm just curious as to yours.

393
00:31:00,572 --> 00:31:02,506
Well, I'm teaching
five classes a day...

394
00:31:02,574 --> 00:31:06,271
I'm trying to get ready for
my first dance audition in two years...

395
00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:08,812
and instead of going home
like a normal human being...

396
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,371
and sleeping till
the turn of the century...

397
00:31:11,449 --> 00:31:14,976
I got a date tonight,
and I'm afraid to break it.

398
00:31:15,053 --> 00:31:17,988
You get my vote.
You're crazy.

399
00:31:18,056 --> 00:31:20,684
Who's your date with?

400
00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:22,420
Robert Summers.

401
00:31:24,296 --> 00:31:25,957
Excuse me.

402
00:31:27,032 --> 00:31:31,696
I didn't mean to interrupt.
Miss Grant, I really need to talk to you.

403
00:31:31,770 --> 00:31:34,432
Coco, couldn't it wait
until tomorrow before class?

404
00:31:34,506 --> 00:31:35,871
No.

405
00:31:35,941 --> 00:31:39,672
Miss Sherwood,
it's time for our promenade.

406
00:31:53,725 --> 00:31:56,990
That's going to be some
teacher-student conference back in there.

407
00:31:57,062 --> 00:32:00,054
I just hope it is a conference.
I'm afraid it's a war.

408
00:32:04,736 --> 00:32:07,603
I hope this isn't gonna
take very long.

409
00:32:07,672 --> 00:32:10,334
I'm really not up to
too much talk tonight, Coco.

410
00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:14,606
You won't be late for your date.
Don't worry.

411
00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:15,976
It's your dime.

412
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:21,017
Remember what you said about
what goes on outside of school...

413
00:32:21,086 --> 00:32:22,713
is gonna stay outside of school?

414
00:32:22,787 --> 00:32:25,415
- Still applies.
- Why?

415
00:32:27,192 --> 00:32:30,093
Let's just say
I'm one of the good guys.

416
00:32:30,161 --> 00:32:33,562
Or maybe it's because you know
I don't have a chance at that part...

417
00:32:33,632 --> 00:32:37,159
and after the dance audition,
it'll be all over anyway.

418
00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:41,001
I'd never say any performer doesn't have
a chance, not in an audition situation.

419
00:32:41,072 --> 00:32:45,668
Even when one of the people auditioning
is dating the director?

420
00:32:47,912 --> 00:32:51,712
Coco, I am tired.

421
00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:56,914
And I may not be in the best of shape
to respond to a question like that...

422
00:32:56,988 --> 00:32:59,513
but it seems to me
some questions don't deserve a response...

423
00:32:59,591 --> 00:33:03,618
when the question itself
is a damned insult!

424
00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:08,357
That's all the answer
you're going to get.

425
00:33:11,403 --> 00:33:13,234
All right.

426
00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:35,956
Cheers.
And how was your day?

427
00:33:36,027 --> 00:33:37,961
Cheers, and the pits.

428
00:33:39,964 --> 00:33:43,798
Well, look. Don't let it get to you,
because you got a big day tomorrow.

429
00:33:43,868 --> 00:33:45,529
Remember?

430
00:33:47,205 --> 00:33:50,003
Robert, I'm having second thoughts.

431
00:33:50,075 --> 00:33:53,238
- About what?
- About doing the show.

432
00:33:54,446 --> 00:33:57,574
- You didn't like the script, huh?
- It's wonderful.

433
00:33:57,649 --> 00:34:00,243
So what's the problem?

434
00:34:00,318 --> 00:34:04,721
I don't know. There are a lot
of complications cropping up.

435
00:34:04,789 --> 00:34:08,020
- There's other things involved.
- What do you mean, other things?

436
00:34:08,927 --> 00:34:10,918
Other people...

437
00:34:10,995 --> 00:34:14,624
the school, the kids, my job.

438
00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:17,031
Do I wanna give that up?
And if I do want to...

439
00:34:17,102 --> 00:34:19,400
do you really have
a job to offer me?

440
00:34:19,471 --> 00:34:22,406
Look, there's only three people
up for that role.

441
00:34:22,474 --> 00:34:25,773
There's you,
a friend of the choreographer...

442
00:34:25,844 --> 00:34:29,041
and some kid by the name of Fernandez,
or somethin' like that.

443
00:34:29,114 --> 00:34:31,344
Oh, yeah.
Then there's some chick...

444
00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:34,510
who heads up the aerobic dance class
at the producer's health studio.

445
00:34:34,586 --> 00:34:36,645
But that's it.

446
00:34:36,721 --> 00:34:39,281
Come on. Look.
Now, you listen to me.

447
00:34:39,357 --> 00:34:42,793
I am the director, right?

448
00:34:42,861 --> 00:34:47,093
You are my choice for that role.
It's that simple.

449
00:34:47,165 --> 00:34:51,033
There's no reason to be sorry
about anything. No reason at all.

450
00:34:51,102 --> 00:34:53,229
I guess you want
your bread and butter.

451
00:34:54,806 --> 00:34:58,572
Hey, look. Maybe a little food
might change the mood, huh?

452
00:34:58,643 --> 00:35:02,374
Amatullo, table 1 8
needs coffee refills.

453
00:35:02,447 --> 00:35:05,382
- Where's table-
- Good evening. Gino's.

454
00:35:05,450 --> 00:35:09,011
Mr. Carson's party.
Yes, sir.

455
00:35:09,087 --> 00:35:12,648
Tomorrow night, 7:00,
party of six.

456
00:35:12,724 --> 00:35:15,557
We'll be expecting you.

457
00:35:15,627 --> 00:35:20,223
- Table 1 8 needs coffee refills.
- Yes, sir. Right away.

458
00:35:20,298 --> 00:35:23,529
Hold up the red.
Hold up the other.

459
00:35:23,601 --> 00:35:26,627
-Just look at the red for a second.
- I like the red.

460
00:35:26,704 --> 00:35:30,162
Welcome to The Color is Right.
Tonight's contestants- red and aqua.

461
00:35:30,241 --> 00:35:31,936
- Look at the red.
- No, hold up the aqua.

462
00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:34,774
All right. Let's be serious, okay?
I have to make a decision.

463
00:35:34,846 --> 00:35:38,805
Well, the aqua looks too babyish, and
the red looks like you're trying too hard.

464
00:35:38,883 --> 00:35:40,976
And if you need any more help,
don't hesitate to come to us.

465
00:35:41,052 --> 00:35:44,920
Go with the aqua. Emotionally,
it's a much more comforting color.

466
00:35:44,989 --> 00:35:48,015
- Red can be so threatening.
- Who told you that?

467
00:35:48,092 --> 00:35:49,992
I read a book.
Healthy Colors for a Sick World.

468
00:35:50,061 --> 00:35:53,292
- I'll wait for the movie.
- I'm gonna go with the aqua.

469
00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:58,864
Montgomery, you sound like you know,
so I'm gonna go with it.

470
00:35:58,937 --> 00:36:01,098
- When's the audition anyway?
- Tonight.

471
00:36:01,172 --> 00:36:04,164
- Are you scared?
- I'm too nervous to tell.

472
00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:09,703
I wish I was Catholic so I could stop off
at St. Pat's and light a candle for you.

473
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:11,806
- I'll go anyway. They'll never know.
- You wanna bet?

474
00:36:11,883 --> 00:36:13,043
Sleep.

475
00:36:14,619 --> 00:36:16,143
I'll go home and do
something in your honor.

476
00:36:16,221 --> 00:36:18,451
- That's fine.
- So are you.

477
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:23,719
You'll be great.
You will.

478
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:31,828
Miss Grant?
Are you goin' to that audition?

479
00:36:31,903 --> 00:36:33,871
I sure am.

480
00:36:33,938 --> 00:36:35,701
You gonna wish me luck?

481
00:36:35,773 --> 00:36:37,707
You don't want me to be
a hypocrite, do you?

482
00:36:37,775 --> 00:36:38,799
No.

483
00:36:38,877 --> 00:36:40,902
Then I can't wish you luck.

484
00:36:40,979 --> 00:36:42,913
Why not?

485
00:36:44,682 --> 00:36:48,516
I don't want you to get the job, 'cause
I don't want you to leave the school.

486
00:36:48,586 --> 00:36:52,022
Maybe I'm selfish,
but I ain't no hypocrite.

487
00:37:07,572 --> 00:37:10,541
Thank you very much.
We'll look forward to seeing you.

488
00:37:10,608 --> 00:37:13,372
- Not too busy tonight, huh?
- Too early yet.

489
00:37:13,444 --> 00:37:16,572
The before-theater crowd'll start
showing up in half an hour or so.

490
00:37:16,648 --> 00:37:19,173
- Any cancellations?
- Not so far.

491
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:21,445
Some of the Carson party
have arrived already.

492
00:37:21,519 --> 00:37:24,113
They're in the back.

493
00:38:01,092 --> 00:38:02,684
Miss Douglas?

494
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,694
- Good luck.
- Thanks.

495
00:38:04,762 --> 00:38:06,525
Yeah, good luck.

496
00:38:06,598 --> 00:38:08,725
Would you talk to our pianist
about the music you picked?

497
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,598
- He's not quite certain what you're after.
- Glad to.

498
00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:19,567
Are you nervous?

499
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:23,971
Sure.

500
00:38:25,984 --> 00:38:28,976
I would have thought after
a lot of auditioning, that goes away.

501
00:38:30,288 --> 00:38:33,052
You'd better hope
it doesn't go away, child...

502
00:38:33,124 --> 00:38:35,354
not if you want a chance
at gettin' the job.

503
00:38:39,731 --> 00:38:42,894
Do you ever just wanna turn around
and leave and not go through with it?

504
00:38:44,869 --> 00:38:46,837
Almost every time.

505
00:38:46,904 --> 00:38:49,998
That's just being scared.
And being scared...

506
00:38:50,074 --> 00:38:53,373
that's as much a part of auditioning
as singing and dancing.

507
00:38:53,444 --> 00:38:55,378
You learn to live with it.

508
00:38:58,883 --> 00:39:03,684
Being scared makes people say
dumb things sometimes too.

509
00:39:05,223 --> 00:39:09,387
I wouldn't know, honey.
I never say anything dumb myself.

510
00:39:12,530 --> 00:39:14,623
We'd better warm up.

511
00:40:25,636 --> 00:40:28,662
- Good luck yourself.
- Thanks.

512
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:31,334
Miss Grant?
Ready for you, please.

513
00:40:34,479 --> 00:40:36,276
Miss Grant?

514
00:40:43,688 --> 00:40:45,553
Could I ask you
a question, please?

515
00:40:45,623 --> 00:40:48,114
- Yeah, sure.
- Down here.

516
00:40:59,504 --> 00:41:00,562
What's the question?

517
00:41:00,638 --> 00:41:05,166
Am I about to get all hot and sweaty
and out of breath for nothing?

518
00:41:06,444 --> 00:41:07,911
I don't know
what you're talkin' about.

519
00:41:07,979 --> 00:41:09,503
The hell you don't.

520
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:13,277
If you look me in the eye
and tell me the part isn't cast...

521
00:41:13,351 --> 00:41:16,479
then I'll dance my feet
into bloody stumps to get it.

522
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:20,513
But you're gonna have to
look me in the eye and tell me.

523
00:41:22,293 --> 00:41:24,261
This isn't an easy racket,
you know.

524
00:41:24,328 --> 00:41:26,592
Yeah. I know.

525
00:41:26,664 --> 00:41:28,996
This is my first directing job.

526
00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:30,693
Know that too.

527
00:41:31,903 --> 00:41:33,200
I'm human.

528
00:41:33,271 --> 00:41:38,903
Well, if I didn't know that before,
I surely know it now.

529
00:41:38,976 --> 00:41:40,637
Don't I?

530
00:41:45,082 --> 00:41:47,243
There's no need
for you to audition.

531
00:41:48,586 --> 00:41:52,454
Jimmy, we're done here.

532
00:41:52,523 --> 00:41:54,582
Let's go get a drink.

533
00:42:06,604 --> 00:42:09,164
What, are they on a break or somethin'?
What?

534
00:42:12,476 --> 00:42:15,070
Gee, that's a pretty leotard.

535
00:42:17,381 --> 00:42:19,372
You buy it for this audition?

536
00:42:21,052 --> 00:42:24,180
Well, come on. Let's go put it
in your locker at school.

537
00:42:24,255 --> 00:42:26,746
I'll explain on the way.

538
00:42:39,770 --> 00:42:41,670
Amatullo, where you been?

539
00:42:41,739 --> 00:42:44,071
They need butter over on table 1 2
and ice water over at-

540
00:42:44,141 --> 00:42:47,076
I'm sorry. I really am.
But he talked to me!

541
00:42:47,144 --> 00:42:50,238
- Who talked to you?
-Johnny Carson actually talked to me.

542
00:42:50,314 --> 00:42:53,283
- You've been bothering Mr. Carson?
- Of course not.

543
00:42:53,351 --> 00:42:55,819
What do you think I am,
some kind of jerk or somethin'?

544
00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:58,720
I noticed that he wasn't
at the table for coffee refills...

545
00:42:58,789 --> 00:43:01,815
so I checked in the men's room
to see if he'd listen to my material.

546
00:43:01,893 --> 00:43:03,190
You gotta be kiddin'.

547
00:43:03,261 --> 00:43:05,695
He was washing his hands.
He didn't have anything else to do.

548
00:43:05,763 --> 00:43:08,857
And then he had to wait for
the hot air machine to dry 'em off.

549
00:43:09,867 --> 00:43:13,166
But he actually listened
and actually talked to me.

550
00:43:13,237 --> 00:43:16,502
- What did he say?
- He said, ''Buzz off, kid.''

551
00:43:17,942 --> 00:43:20,103
Table 1 2, butter.
Right away.

552
00:43:29,921 --> 00:43:32,412
It's not fair.

553
00:43:32,490 --> 00:43:34,151
Right.

554
00:43:34,225 --> 00:43:37,524
I know I could've played that part.
I know it.

555
00:43:37,595 --> 00:43:39,563
No, you couldn't.

556
00:43:40,898 --> 00:43:43,332
The understudy's part
for sure...

557
00:43:43,401 --> 00:43:45,995
but the lead- not yet.

558
00:43:46,070 --> 00:43:50,166
Child, you still have
some stuff to learn.

559
00:43:55,713 --> 00:43:57,806
I guess that's why there are
teachers then, huh?

560
00:43:59,150 --> 00:44:02,142
I guess that's why.

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